mashed potatoes

p-a-n-s-y:

shout out to my parents for not supervising what i do on the internet ever

(Source: geizler)


brownglucose:

Me as a mother


no-this-is-jarod:

public school dress code

no-this-is-jarod:

public school dress code

(Source: suctioning)

fatted:

Family: *says something racist*
Family: *says something sexist*
Family: *says something homophobic*
Family: *makes fun of people with tattoos*
Family: *tells you why you’re bad at life*
Family: why don’t you wanna spend time with us?


rainy-afternoons:

when you and your friend say the same thing at the same time

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(Source: brewster-bird)


joeyjoe69:

when your friends sibling is hot

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riseoftheguardian:

i honestly can’t even hear the words “tri-state area” without thinking of phineas & ferb